The age when you are most useless (0-4 yo) is also the age when you get the most compliments.
Thousands of years in the future archaeologists will find strip clubs and make the assumption from the arrangements of the seating that there must have been a cult that worshiped metal poles.
Soulmate AU: “maybe I don’t have a soulmate ):”
Me, shovelling popcorn in my mouth: oHOHOHO
